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Cinderella in Combat Boots

Sibling to Monkeys (No, Really)

4 June 1975
Through an endless series of increasingly odd circumstances, I grew up in the most accidentally politically-correct household in North America. These days, I'm a Texas refugee, a professional Network Analyst and Wireless Location Services Nerd, an amateur fat activist, and a self-appointed expert with a half-formed (or is that half-baked?) opinion on just about everything. Equally as fond of lace and velvet as power tools, I am also a living example of why you should never anger any woman who owns her own chainsaw.

P.S. - I tend not to automatically indulge in reciprocal friending of those I haven't met, but I also have a terrible memory for names. If you would be so kind, comment here and (re)introduce yourself.

P.P.S. - I like monkeys. Monkeys are funny.
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